The skies were gray and the snow less than ideal but you wouldn’t have known it watching the hot doggin’ dong floppin’ Frankensteiners absolutely Franking the hell out of that course on Sunday. The course itself returned to true Frank roots with a couple of smallish kickers and a sick zipper line for those Franks that love to get, to be frank, all Frank all up in the moguls.
The crowd was fantastic with an estimated 800,000 in attendance. Chairlift riders were relentlessly beaten with snowballs but no serious injuries were reported. The highlight of the day was an absolute assault of naked skiers, probably a dozen dongs in all, Franking the mountain all at once. What an event!